Potato Joke 01
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

Potato Joke 02
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!

Potato Joke 03
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.

Potato Joke 04
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It’s mashing!

Potato Joke 05
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.

Potato Joke 06
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.

Potato Joke 07
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.