I've never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did - these are 10 things that I surely don't want to hear my doctor say...

• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that... uh... thingy over there.
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
• Damn, there go the lights again...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

And the number one thing I don't want to her my doctor say during surgery...